he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
