Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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