Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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