Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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