Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
