no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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