You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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