No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Panties = found
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Randomize
