Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
operation have a gay friend backfired
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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