All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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