don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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