HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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