Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My feet surprised me
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