Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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