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I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
We are two peas in an std pod
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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