I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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