He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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