cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Randomize
