well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Oh god it's open bar.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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