so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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