gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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