There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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