I'm really into asian looking animals
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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