Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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