We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Actions speak louder than pants.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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