oh god the rape fog is back!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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