laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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