Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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