is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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