My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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