We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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