shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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