Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Randomize
