while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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