check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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