I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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