If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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