but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Randomize
