I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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