is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
