I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
