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i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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