Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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