You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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