Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
So much rum. So many feels.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Randomize
