If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
vagina is talking i cant
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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