Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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