on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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