He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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