tell your sister to shave her snatch
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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